OKay, although I havent update anything here for years, let me just make it clear that I still have a life 
Today I just wanna follow up on a long time post that should have been followed with a part 2, but either Im too lazy, or too lazy to update anything.
Years back, [i cannot exactly remember], I posted How Women De-stress.
Now is a high time to point out why women are stressed. What Im going to mention here are pretty simple things but when added up, can give a lot of headache and stress.
Lets see what they are:
1) Tired of cooking for their hubbys/cleaning the house/maintaining household
Yes, above are the things that stress a woman. It is not easy to stir and bat and fry and bake. Women would be happy, or make that happier, if their so-called husbands would just come to their aid and help them wives to wash the utensils while they cook, and not sit in front of the TV drooling and screaming about football like a little girl, or playing WOW 24/7. Keyword husbands: Help out with the kitchen/garage/garden job, if you want to receive a nice job before bedtime. “Give before you take”. Make that your new life motto.
2) Tired of Children/Kids
OK. Im not saying dont have kids or your kids are lame because they scream a lot. I, for one,am a lover of kids, but I also have limitations. Children screaming is a one time big time super mega reasons why women are tired. Can you imagine being an stay-home mom, cooking and taking care of 8 kids all at the same time? What are you, the octo mom? Although I dont have kids yet, my plan is to always have a “No Scream Day” in my house at least once a month. That is, to put on a sock into every kids mouth for 24 hours. I do not even wish to elaborate how hard it must be for a single mom with 4 kids. Not to mention if those kids are in their stormy teenhood. All I can just say, “NUFF SAID”.
3) Multitasking
Women are stressed because they multitask too much. Yes, you read it right - multitask. Women are just good at doing two things at a time, thus, making them more productive. Have you ever asked why you feel two emotions at the same time, like happy yet sad or confident but worried? Yep, thats multitasking at work. Women are so good at multi-tasking that sometimes, they mistakenly think that their family is their life while at the same time, thinking about their own life as their life. Got it? Hello, women of the world, your husband sitting idle in front of the TV is not exactly your life. Your job is to make yourself feel good, be pretty, prioritize yourself, make yourself available when your girlfriends call you up for shopping spree, and/or go to parks and stare at good looking young guys playing baseball. And dont worry about the excuses you’ll have to make if your hubby asks for your whereabouts. Remember that night when your hubby came home late and he said he “overtime at work” with a sheepish grin and lipstick mark on his left ear? Well, think of the better excuses you can come up if you’ll use your productive brain for yourself. I’m sure you’ll be happy with the results.
4) Finance
Yes, the evil money which is the root of all evil. Finance is a tough branch of stress-giver that is hard to come by. Unless youre the wife or daughter of an Emirati Sheik, money is an issue in each and every household all across the universe. So, for young girls who are looking for marriage out there, just a piece of advise: If you were born poor, its not your fault. But if you got married and is still poor, you’re an idiot.
5) In laws
Ahh, yes. The evilness of the in-laws. I know tons of people having this problem, I hear stories of in-laws manipulating the husband-wife relationship. A global problem that could cause a tear up on a woman’s well being. Imagine yourself living your life up with your mama’s boy-husband at your monster in law’s house, who keeps checking what you’re feeding his son; or stopping every minute to check on you with her disapproving eyes. If thats not hell, then I do not know what other definition to use.
Oh, but if you’re a married woman who happens to have in-laws who are great, wise, kind and everything nice, and who still has an available son who is around 29-34 years of age, single, rich, good looking and kind, please email their names and address to me.
Trivia: Even Laura Bush was given stressful moments by her Mom-in-law: Read THIS. In my opinion, her mom in law still doesnt like her until now.
Addendum:
Found this funny stats from WordPress today:
The best of 286,963 bloggers,
315,605 new posts,
381,477 comments,
& 72,557,398 words today on WordPress.com.
72,557,398 words!
286,963 bloggers blogging. Its weird, its like hearing hums, mutters, whisphers all at the same! lol
